As you might be aware, Bethesda has decided to create a subscription service for Fallout 76, you can read more about the Fallout 1st, the subscription fee and bonuses for doing so here. However, when they announced Fallout 1st, Bethesda seemed to have forgotten to get the website domain secured for it as well, and no doubt you’ll not be surprised that someone got there first.
The website is called http://falloutfirst.com/, but it’s been taken down, but this is the internet, and nothing truly goes away, so the archive for the Fallout First website is still available, and it’s hilarious.
And just in case that archive fails, have a backup!
A brief preview of the opening paragraph of this site:
“Ever since Fallout 76 launched, we have consistently done nothing to improve and evolve the experience based on your shitty feedback. That’s why we’re excited to launch Fallout FUCK YOU 1st, a premium ass pounding membership that offers something dumbass players have been asking for since before launch: private worlds for you and select idio- *cough* … friends. So we decided to put it behind a paywall! In addition to this huge “feature,” Fallout FUCK YOU 1st also includes a host of pointless items and cult bonuses, all of which you can find on my foreskin. And the best part? Fallout FUCK YOU 1st is available to screw you right now.”
Fans are not happy with this announcement of this service, as you can no doubt tell, but this website is a stroke of genius.
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